I didn't finish my degree. I couldn't I decide on a major, so I did two... until I quit them both.
However, I do take some pride in knowing that my university-level education is in languages, and therefore somewhat useful in this great big world. I took three and a half years of English and French before I realized that they aren't employable skills on their own, and moved on to get the accounting diploma that I did finish but don't ever use.
Even though I didn't finish my degree, I'd like to think that I know something about our English language. Actually, I'm pretty damn good, when it comes to knowing the grammatical rules. That doesn't mean I follow all them, though. I'm not afraid to start a sentence with a conjunction, or end one with a preposition. My spelling never did exceed the grade 5 level, and I lean towards over-punctuated, run on sentences.
Baby, some rules were made to be broken. I break them all the time.
There is one grammatical sticking point, however, that I can't get past. Working around IT, I encounter it all the time, and it drives me nuts. After a great deal of thought, I've concluded that this is my biggest grammatical pet peeve:
Folks, the proper word is hanged. Your computer hanged while you were trying to work. It isn't hung.
Hung is an adjective, referring to a gift God gives to men... and women, for that matter.
Either way, it's got nothing to do with technology.
Sauteed Green Beans
12 hours ago
My grammaatical pet peeve is the incorrect use of Bring and Take.
ReplyDeleteMine is when people say "I could care less" when the proper saying is "I couldn't care less!"
ReplyDeleteOh boy. My first choice major was English and all you have to do is read a few sentences from my blog and it is very clear that I have abused all the rules. Those nuns wasted their time on me.
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