Friday, November 26, 2010

Just because

I became convinced this afternoon that I. Must. Have. A. Voodoo. Doll.    Months earlier, I had happened up on this one, only for pens, not knives.  I wish I'd bought it then, because the pen one seems to be discontinued and I somehow doubt I'd be allowed to keep a set of knives at my desk.

Then, because I'm easily distracted, I hopped links over to this.

Read the description - it's awesome:

This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.   

It might not replace a voodoo doll, but it would certainly be entertaining.

Even if I have to keep it hidden in my drawer to avoid offending the source of the need for the voodoo doll.

Do you think it'll get me fired?


  1. The question isn't whether it'll get you fired, the question will have been ... was it worth it?
    Keep looking for the voodoo doll with the pens, then tell me where to find them.

  2. Welllll, you could always take the knives out and let it be your little inside joke.

  3. Ohhhh my...being in HR. I think I need one of those! lol. yeah, I'd keep it hidden! ha.

    Something like that?

  5. I like it! But then, I don't work, so am not all that sure of the proper proticol. Maybe it's best that I stay home!

    Hope you had a great turkey day!