Then, because I'm easily distracted, I hopped links over to this.
Read the description - it's awesome:
This straight-talking Bullshit Button allows you to call bullshit whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was bullshit! or shout, Bullshit detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to bullshit you again after setting off the bullshit alarm.
It might not replace a voodoo doll, but it would certainly be entertaining.
Even if I have to keep it hidden in my drawer to avoid offending the source of the need for the voodoo doll.
Do you think it'll get me fired?