The Nut Job Challenge - first submission

The Zadge challenged me to see who could date the worst nut job through online dating.  

East Coast guy called last night.  He's the guy who I chatted with last weekend.  He seemed promising, but then he flew out to visit family out east, so we didn't have a chance to meet in person yet.  We've talked a few times, and I was starting to conclude that this maybe isn't the guy for me.   He comes across as a nice guy, but my heebie jeeby senses have been firing.

I forget how it came up, but I ended up telling him about a challenge I'd had earlier in the day at work that had been particularly frustrating.

He responded by telling me (in a baby voice) to imagine that I was sitting on his lap, and that he was giving me a back rub.  I interrupted him to tell him that I don't know him and don't want to sit on his lap.  He kept going, and described the whole assault massage and where his hands would go.  I remained completely silent throughout, and then reminded him that we've never met, and that we are a long ways away from being where he seemed to think we are.

Needless to say, I don't think things will work out with him.