Saturday, June 12, 2010

Note to the dogs

While it's true that I normally stop to use the facilities before we go for a walk, this does not mean that you should celebrate every time that I go pee. It's been about 35 years since my successful use of the toilet was cause for celebration, and now is not the time to start again.

I thank you. My bladder thanks you.

6 comments:

  1. You mean we can actually "go" without their help or their guarding to make sure we don't escape?

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  2. What? I celebrate everytime, I thought you were supposed to. Damn my mother.

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  3. And I like your new profile picture.

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  4. Thanks, Linlah. A friend made that for me, although I'm going to have to scan a better picture of it.

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  5. Seriously. Just try putting on a pair of jeans in this house. Just try it.

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  6. I can't be ANYWHERE in my house without my two best friends along. They can't imagine my life is complete without them. And it wouldn't be, but a alone time wouldn't be so bad.

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