Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Insurance Companies are Omniscient

Summary of an email string between the insurance lady and I today:

Me:
I received the first cheque for $X today.  Thank you! Unfortunately, it did not come with an explanation for how this amount was reached.  So far, I've sent you four receipts:

  1. Receipt 1 for $_______
  2. Receipt 2 for $_______ 
  3. Receipt 3 for $_______
  4. Receipt 4 for $_______

No matter how I add up these items, or combinations of some of these items, I don't come to $X.  Can you please break it down for me to explain what this cheque was intended to cover?  


Insurance Lady:
Hi, Janice,    That was for the receipts you submitted.





The mystery has been solved, people. You can all relax now.



2 comments:

  1. Well.
    Your insurance company is obviously owned by my propane company.

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  2. Bah! that stinks. If I am reading right.It is past my bedtime and I am getting sleepy.

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